Well everyone knows Lola, but she asked me this morning (after she climbed into the shower and ate some shampoo) to dedicate a post and give everyone a little background... Lola Grizzle was born September 25, 2006 and is a pure-bred Boston Terrier. She eats expensive dog food from IFA, thinks George is a stupid face cat (author agrees), and would vote for harsher penalties for parole violators if she had opposable thumbs. The vet told her a couple weeks ago that she needed to lose 2-3 pounds, or approximately 10% of her body weight. In response to that, Lola took a dump in the vet's office! HUZZAH!
Lola responds to Cletus, Bee, Poo-Face and "Lola Bucket Grizzle, the Medieval Warrior" (that's a whole other post...love you Mel!). Her favorite entrees include cardboard, Canine-Carry-Out treats and leftover tuna fish juice. She loves (read: LOOOVES!!!) everyone, but Lynn (my dad) seems to be her favorite. If Lola could talk, I'm pretty sure she'd say this about him: "Lynn?! LYNN!!! HEY BEST FRIEND! I love you! This is my ball and you can have it! I love you! Where are you going, my best friend?!?! I'm coming! I'll follow! I LOVE YOU!" I'm sure my dad feels the same way. Riiiight.
mission is to rid the world of all evil-doers! These include, but are not limited to: the garbage truck, little kids on bikes or skateboards, my hair straightener, the vacuum and helium-filled balloons. Oh and extremely fat people in long skirts. Or in Lola's world...unnatural walking tents. Meh.
1 amigos said...:
loves to the grizz.....can't wait to see you both she is such a HOTTIE.....loves
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